The Earth's chocolate was starting to bore the universe.
So the cosmos dropped a meteorite on our cocoa farm. This impact delivered a substance so rebellious, it lacked both colour and bullshit. Too bougie for the periodic table, we call it "Thakurym".
It is currently sending signals and the reply is imminent. It nourishes whatever it touches and then disappeared. When it went into the soil it nourished cocoa pods; when we touched it, it gave us downloads. Thakurym is a rebel chocolate. Pure couverture. Real cocoa butter. No flakes, artificial colour or flavours. Moulded into designs that won't exist the next quarter. When a transmission ends, it's dead forever.
2026 is the Year of Cosmos - everything rebellious, rare and slightly unhinged about the universe. Grab the meteorites or the moons while you still can. If you get it, welcome. If not, there is always mass produced compound chocolate.
Expansion to deliver Thakurym chocolate to every continent is our immediate goal. Till then India tries it first.
Participation trophy for trying chocolate
60% Milky for the Weak; 80% Dark for the Wicked
90% Signal; bitter and accurate.
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